Yesterday I turned thirty. I know, I’m old. (This is the point when everyone younger than thirty nods in agreement while everyone older than thirty rolls their eyes.)
I don’t feel like I’ve passed some great milestone, I feel basically the same way I did the day before, only sleepier. It could be that thirty makes you more slumberous but my guess is that I’m sleepier because little g consistently screams for me in the middle of the night while Big E weasels his way into my bed. Seriously, the one request I had for them was for them to sleep all night in their own beds. Did this happen? NO. Instead Big E and I got so mad at each other it ended in tears…for both of us.
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect a good day for your birthday. In general people treat you kindly and you get a free pass on chores you hate (no dishes for me, YES!). Apparently that concept does not matter to a three year old, however because when I asked Big E to stop playing on the computer and come eat lunch he screamed, yelled, cried, pushed his plate across the table, pouted and ended up in a 20 minute time out in his room. I know it’s bad when I’m holding grudges against a 3 year old child.
An actual quote by me, “No, I will not make you nachos because you’re being so mean!”
While he was crying, yelling and pouting I put little g down for her nap and in the process she hit my face with a book breaking my glasses and once again making me cry. Less from the emotional drama and more from the pain in my eyeball region.
Because of this I have declared BIRTHDAY WEEK! for the next seven days. Instead of doing all the celebrating on one day I’m spreading it out over a week. This way I get all the things I want – a night out with Mountain Dad, a Ladies night with friends, a pampering pedicure, a nap – and I don’t have to try to squeeze it in to one day. As part of my BIRTHDAY WEEK! I am also giving you a gift, blog readers. I have decided to list 30 adventures I’m planning to have in the coming year. Thirty things to try with and without the tots in an effort of getting outdoors more. Are you ready? Here goes:
1. 360 on my snowboard
2. Front side board slide on a box
3. Teach Big E downhill skiing
4. Try cross country skiing with the tots
5. Snowshoe excursion up Provo Canyon
6. Snowmobiling trip to Island Park, Idaho
7. Hike to Stewart Falls with Big E walking the whole time (2 miles round trip, do you think he can make it?)
8. Visit a National Park
9. Have a neighborhood bonfire where we burn our dry Christmas tree (Fire = Awesome)
10. Try canoeing with the tots
11. Bike ride road trip
12. Hike to a mountain top
13. Explore something new
14. Go to the beach
15. Go camping
16. Watch a caterpillar change
17. Mountain bike down a mountain…without the tots
18. Grow a garden
19. Teach Big E to swim
20. Hike to a waterfall
21. Go fishing
22. Visit Italy with Mountain Dad (This has always been on my bucket list and since I turned 30 this year it seems like the right time to plan it. Plus we have over 200,000 frequent flyer miles built up thanks to spending too much money with our Delta Skymiles card. Curse you Home Depot!)
23. Explore Portland, Oregon
24. Go boating
25. Swim 200 meter freestyle without stopping
26. Yet to be determined
28. I’m not sure yet
29. Stop pressuring me people!
So maybe 30 is an ambitious goal, whatever. If you have suggestions for a possible adventure that would be appropriate for Me, Mountain Dad or Big E and little g by all means let me know. If not I hope you enjoy reading about the adventures we do plan on having. Happy reading!